oh, darling, let's bee adventurers...

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

WOULD I

would you

WOULD I

would you

WOULD I 

would you

would i what

would you care for a free lollipop?

WOULD I

RADDA RADDA

angstierthanthou:

superboone:

moonicle:

Calming Manatee’s lesser known cousin, not so eloquent but super supportive shark.

I think that I am this shark.

This is me trying to comfort people

lullashy:

same

(Source: chase-in)

markpelledreamy:

the-winchester-initiative:

randomlittlespark:

row row row ur boat gently into hell

merrily merrily merrily merrily the wifi connection’s swell

is this about supernatural?

It is now

(Source: alfonymous)

hiddendisney:

disneyismyescape:

disneyismyescape:

The Many Dramatic Faces of Scar

He May Not Be the King of Pride Rock, but He is the King of Sass

can i bring this back? 

This is glorious!

ruraljackdaw:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

I’VE JUST REALISED HOW IRONIC THIS IS

THE FLOOR ABOVE THIS IS RELIGIOUS EDUCATION

inothernews:

crabby-cakess:

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

supersoygrrrl:

toomuchhorrorfiction:

Guy N. Smith’s infamous pulp-horror “classic” Killer Crabs series, Dell reprints from the 1980s.

ATTN: CRABBY-CAKESS. CRABBY-CAKESS TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.

I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING SO MUCH.

I claw what they did there.

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

(Source: wtfstyls)

nevver:

“April 1st is absolutely the worst day on the Internet. I’m going outside.”

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

nevver:

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

reshiham:

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nevver:

Don’t